Or so I'm told.

Good morning everyone! I've been expecting you to look at this update!
And if I was wrong and you didn't look, you can do your best to prove my expectations to be incorrect. But you'll never win!

This is an update that is being made to the site with content. It has sprites in it, and some words. I think...

It was my birthday a couple days ago, and now it's time to get back to work! Enjoy!