70... What a spooky number. Why, you ask? Well, we all know what 7 did to 9... 6 certainly knows. Just imagine... 10 7s is far scarier than just the one... 10 7s stalking the 6s on the streets of San Francisco. Why... It's enough to give even this stone hard sailor the chills.

I once heard a tale about a particular 7 whom shall remain nameless. His attempts to escape the tribe of Cannibalistic 7s was fruitless... Why, what happened to this 7? His own comrades in cannibalism turn on him. Ate their own number. THEIR OWN NUMBER. That's spooky, right? Garish. Like garlic.

It's not just numbers that go bump in the night... Why, I hear even... Sprites... Go bump in the night... Oh my... And just look... There are 70 sprites in this update...