General Pokemon Discussion

[Rökkan]

i think you guys are trolling, although some of gen3 pokemons are really rad, most of them are pretty lame

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  Combusken

our first chicken pokemon fucking cool. aslo breaks the idea that all starter fire pokemon should be lizards and dragons. other than that he just looks way cooler than blaziken and torchic

im sorry what

plus combusken and torchic are lame as hell, blaziken is the only reason why would someone pick torchic as a starter

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  Swampert

i personally dont liek swamper but thats just me. he still has a good design and most people like him a lot

what the fuck is that he's ugly and stupid

nobody can beat a turtoise with giant fucking cannons in his shell or an alligator that is so badass that his name had to be removed a letter so that people wouldn't shit themselves in fear

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  Mightyena

dogs are fucking bad ass, dark type is fucking bad ass dark fucking dog holy shit. if i saw this dog on the fucking street i would hydro pump shit out of my ass im so scared. this pcture does him no justice tbh

Houndoom kicks his ass yo.



He wears an oddish skull at his neck and persian bones on his torso to prove how badass and lethal he is.
Plus his horns and tail looks like fucking beelzebul

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  Breloom

look at that. look at that mother fucker. do you know how bad breloom could fuck you up?? holy shit so bad. holy fucking chirst look at him he look slike a fucking przie fighter like a kangaroo with boxng gloves. awesome SO COOL. fuck hitmonchan his guy is the real boxer

how can he boxe with those small claws are you on drugs or something ??? this is lame. this pokemon is lame. if it wasn't for you i'd never know he's a kangaroo, besides, there is a much more badass kangaroo than this

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  Manectric

my fave pokemon.... i told oyu dogs were fucking cool right well thsi oe is BLUE and YELLOW and shoots fucking LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE. on top of having the best pokemon color scheme anywhere he has great speed and spatk and thunderbolt and flamethrow w/ magnet rise to and signal beam for psychics so he fuckign rapes compeatively too (IMO). oh yeah and his shiney is BLACK AND YELLOW dman that fucking COOl

this pokemon is lame and stupid, luxio and luxray owns him really hard

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  Torkoal

420 turtle. they shoudl have named him toke-koal HEH smoke weed

THIS POKEMON IS A HUGE distinguished gentleman I HATE THIS

I THOUGHT HE WAS A BADASS HUGE MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS EVEN BIGGER THAN BLASTOISE

BUT HE'S SMALLER THAN A SQUIRTLE FUCK YOOUU

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  
(this picture doe shim no justice)

what the fuck is this
i like his pre-evo but this is just stupid and strange
and lame
and stupid again what the fuck why would i like to have a ball with horns with frozen cum all over his round stupid body as a pokemon seriously

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  

so i'll dive just to get a shitty ass pokemon like this? fuck you

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  

this is what a retarded kid would do with a 3d modeling program
while in gen1 we had fucking badass articuno and those other badass birds
in gen2 we had suicune and the other badass dogs
in gen3 we have this...
this... i don't really have words to describe how awfully lame the gen3 legendaries are, this is just stupid, lame, shitty as hell, and the part of gen3 that i most hated

(07-31-2009 02:11 PM)cranky_cunt2acca03e Wrote:  

he could have been a lot more badass, he could have this very long body with lots of claws and fearful details instead of those lame flaps all over his body and head.
These flaps on his head are just stupid. Plus he has no teeth WHAT THE FUCK