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[Sevenstitch]

I feel like this thread has splintered from the topic

We should get back on task, plank and simple

[Sonikku]

i am glad that this punfest has branched off the way it did

[Gorsalami]

14:32
William Watanabe
sometimes i think that i was supposed to be poor
obviously i want to get rich like 99% of the population

14:32
Charles Sengir
dont think in terms of poor or rich
you can say maybe your were supposed to have a simpler lifestyle

14:32
William Watanabe
but i also envision about me living the same way i do independently of how much money i have

14:33
Charles Sengir
yes exactly

14:33
William Watanabe
(but some things i do are really poor-worthy)
such as fixing sandals with nails
and using bricks as doorstoppers
these are classic
(and i like it)
i would be the most hilarious millionaire ever
if i ever became one, that is

14:37
Charles Sengir
i always wanted to write a story about an elderly billionaire who retires in a really small town and is viewed as an outsider

14:38
William Watanabe
if i ever became a millionaire

14:38
Charles Sengir
he's always avoided

14:38
William Watanabe
i'd be like to known as the willionaire

14:38
Charles Sengir
in the story a young girl befriends him and
SHIT
anyways the young girl would be the only child from like a single mother
she'd be like 8 years old or so
and near the end of the story i'd like to have an ending where the young girl finds out (years later) that the old man was a billionaire who left everything to her
and that him living in a small town pretending to be poor was his way of seeking an heir to his fortune
to find someone with a pure heart

14:46
William Watanabe
sounds like charlie and the chocolate aftory

14:46
Charles Sengir
shit
youre right

14:46
William Watanabe
with less absurdism, more emotion and less sugar

14:46
Charles Sengir
dang

14:46
William Watanabe
also
aftory.
to be honest i would like that more
than charlie and the chocolate factory

14:48
Charles Sengir
th-thanks~

14:48
William Watanabe
CHARLES AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
featuring gors as William Wonka

14:52
Charles Sengir
yes

14:53
William Watanabe
"Mr. William Wonka, do you like pokemon?"
"why would I"
"they have colorful characters... look!"
"they even look like candies!"
"How so?"
"Ditto looks like a chewed gum!"

14:54
Charles Sengir
heh

14:54
William Watanabe
"...Interesting, but I wouldn't like that."
"why?"
"I almost choked on a gum before"
"Oh..."
*camera pans over the factory insides*

14:55
Charles Sengir
"they even look like candies!" this needs to be a real line

14:56
William Watanabe
*Charles and William Wonka walks through corridors of chocolate*
"Mr. Wonka.. You like chocolates, right?"
"Yes, I do."
"And you don't like pokemon, right?"
"absolutely."
"and that you choked on a gum before?"
"Where do you want to reach with all those questions?"
"Well, Mr. Wonka... I thought that there would be one pokemon you might like..."
"a Machoke-olate.."

14:58
Charles Sengir
SHIT
SHIT
SHIT