u are bad master y is #1 (new League of Legends topic)

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(09-23-2011 09:49 PM)Kat Wrote:  Actually with a thing like that we don't bitch them out for necroposting, as I did that to the minecraft thread when 1.8 was supposed to come out abouts.

1. Devin has ZERO interest in LoL anymore and will NEVER update that topic EVER and I /would/ like a new list of users.
2. Actually that's it and it's good enough reason. Whenever people kicked me out of my own Pokemon Project, I'm sure they made THEIR own thread. But there was already one oh noes!

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(09-24-2011 12:51 AM)Skink Wrote:  



This pro guide has taught me to play League of Legends

also this

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"feeders"
"fuck anivia"
"fuck"

[smell factories]

No, fuck you. Master Yi is the #1 character and hero.
Get dunked,
get dunked,

get dunked.

You fucking nooblord, you are the noobiest in the USA. You are equal to Brazil's #0 and in even lesser standing in the Americas. Gragas can 1v1 you and he is very fat. If you were to sit on Gragas, he would laugh. If Gragas sat down on your face you would die? Noob.
Play a game for babies, like Math Blaster, or play Master Yi. The team is there for two reasons: A) Cry because they didn't pick Master Yi. B) To support Master Yi.

Is best.

[Rosencrantz]

god damn I hate facing Aniva

I solo'd against it as Heim

it was not a fun night ;,(

[Kat]

If it turns less spammy, I'll move this thread into gaming discussion, but for now, it can stay here.

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(09-24-2011 09:34 PM)oB2Kojjiro Mario Wrote:  god damn I hate facing Aniva

I solo'd against it as Heim

it was not a fun night ;,(

The key is to dodge ice blast, she will fuck you up if you get hit by that. It's easy since it moves slower than a bowel movement

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If you don't think you can completely dodge it, move closer to it. If it goes through you and doesnt pop on you, you won't be stunned.

[Kosheh]

(09-24-2011 09:34 PM)oB2Kojjiro Mario Wrote:  god damn I hate facing Aniva

I solo'd against it as Heim

it was not a fun night ;,(

another heim player



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[DadNier]

how to win @ LoL, a guide by retired superstar player DrSlouch

1) don't buy items. don't need
2) it's everyone else's fault, fucking noob feeding scrublord KSers
3) ???
4) sorry that I forgot step 3 it's been a long day
5) I hope you can forgive me tho
6) pick evelynn

follow this and you'll be making hotshotgg jealous of your skills within seconds

[Rosencrantz]

Evelynn is a bitch, I make it a point to get the Oracle's Elixir whenever I see her on the other team because fuck her

[DadNier]

oh my

I actually put "play evelynn" because like the rest of that post it is bad advice; she is a bad character and will always be for as long as she exists

riot has explicitly come out and stated that w/ evelynn's design, if she's good then she'll stomp inexperienced bad players too hard (harder than they would like to be possible), and despite popular opinion being that she is absolutely godawful she gets nerfed on an alarmingly frequent basis (not all that frequent, but it's a higher number than zero, on a bad character) because every once in a long while someone FINALLY finds some quirky niche set-up or strategy where she works ALRIGHT-ISH and then riot goes "NOPE CAN'T HAVE THAT" and nerfs her

having someone in the team get oracles and sticking together and not going deep into enemy territory when they're not visible on the map is good though, the thing about evelynn is also that she's easily counterable by specific things and those are the things that counter her so just keep doing them

[Rosencrantz]

I mean, I did catch the joke bit of the post, but for some reason I'd usually get ganked by her pretty and then get destroyed in a matter of seconds somehow. It's probably just because I'm just really really bad at the game though.

[DadNier]

if you are off alone extending into enemy territory that does tend to happen yeah, and that's basically how it works; she's sometimes (depending on how nerfed she is at that given time) good at destroying people for doing that kind of thing, but you're really not supposed to be doing that ANYWAY regardless of who's on your team or theirs, anyway; it's a tendency of inexperienced players, hence "she stomps bad players but doesn't work against good players"
and then that leads to all the other stuff in my last post

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HotShotYearny enters the battlefield.

[Man of Pies]

i play domionion because i want to play my dota-like without playing dota

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