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Of course it is 42.

I'm getting sick of that number. When I finally reach world domination, I will delete it from existance. I don't care if that causes massive errors because of a definition hole in numbers.

[Kitsu]

But what about 61?

Scissors?

[Chutzpar]

(12-19-2011 09:40 AM)Previous Wrote:  Of course it is 42.

I'm getting sick of that number. When I finally reach world domination, I will delete it from existance. I don't care if that causes massive errors because of a definition hole in numbers.

The mice wouldn't allow it.

[Gorsalami]

(12-19-2011 08:19 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  http://www.newspitter.com/2011/10/12/16-...-his-death

WHAT

I guess he didn't see that cumming

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(12-19-2011 08:36 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  was it from an overdose of masturbating

no, he was simply Il

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also to make my post worthwhile, check this

http://www.4shared.com/audio/6jV9lbRd/Fly_Away_Now.html

this is on music thread too but only a handful of people browses there so

[TreeStar]

(12-19-2011 08:19 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  http://www.newspitter.com/2011/10/12/16-...-his-death

WHAT

Well we know who won't be getting it in now.

[Viiper]

The Dark Knight Rises trailer, spoiler tags for anyone who wants to have the full experience.

Spoiler (Click to View)

[Koopaul]

Just like coffee and energy drinks, Koopold has more nonsensical mumblings about things he doesn't like.

Why is the family dying? Heh? What I mean is, I'm hearing parents are spending less and less time with their kids than they used to. Not only that, there are less and less people who want to be parents! Bah!

Back when, the family was an important thing. Spending time with your loved ones wasn't just cherished but necessary.

You kids disappoint me! Koopold has spoken!

[ThePortalGuru]

You: Oh man.
Stranger: the russian backstroke
You: The Tokyo Sandstorm.
You: Blaster*
Stranger: whats that dude
You: It's a very complicated technique.
You: Ancient, actually.
You: Some of the earliest practicers of the Tokyo Sandblaster date all the way back to 300 BC
You: Of course, the position has since been adapted to fit the times.
You: If I'm not correct, the Russian Backstroke originated some time during the Bulshevik Revolution?
You: Forgive my spelling.
You: I am not very well versed in the history of Russian sex positions.
Stranger: Lmao was it Lenin or Tolstoy who did it first
You: Ah, yes, the Russian Backstroke! It was a term Lenin coined for a position he commonly used within his circle.
You: Performing it was a "secret handshake" of sorts to sort the true inner circle revolutionaries from the imposters.
Stranger: But of Course Stalin preffered the Soviet Tank Imploder
You: Another very interesting position.
Stranger: which historians say almost killed one of his many soviet prostitutes
You: Oh, the Tank Imploder... One of the most deadly sexual positions in recorded history. None, of course, was more deadly than Cesar's "Cerberus Style".
Stranger: Ahh it filled Brutus with rage when he found out about it
You: Mere mention of "Cerberus Style" was enough to instill mass hysteria into the Roman public.
You: Brutus was one of the leading member of an opposition party against "Cerberus Style."
You: He was among the many that believed it was a fate far crueler than death.
Stranger: Hmm so thats what led the men to kill him, the history books don't tell you that
You: Historians deemed the position far to brutal a practice to educate students about. The true motives behind the assassination of Cesar were lost to the ages.
Stranger: Should we share this secret to the world
You: It must be.
You: You see, this age has it much easier. Sex position related deaths have decreased a hefty amount since the early 1900s, and education and prevention on the causes of these deaths has increased dramatically.
You: Well, stranger, I must say, it was incredibly interesting to have this discussion with you, but I really must return to my studies.
You: Farewell. Stay informed, stranger!
Stranger: Please do. WIthout your research this field would be dead.

One of the better Omegle conversations I've had as of late.

[Asther]

holey lol so my moms gont these spaekers and they were plugged into to power but not audio

and my dog was sitting on that end with her butt and the speakers started making soise that sounded like farts

[Sonikku]

You: what did the ocean say to the other ocean
Stranger: who knows
You: they are too tide up with their lives so they just waved
You: did you sea what i did there
You: cause im pretty shore you did
You: notice how all of these puns just come flowing
Stranger: can you send me a picture on email of you topless
You: wow
You: you just proved to be pretty shallow
You: im not going to shower you with nudes
You: i mean really
Stranger: oh plese just 1
You: water you thinking, i am not a whore
Stranger: you are a model
You: i dont think you reelize
You: you cant just go fishing for nudes
Stranger: please
You: i can tell youre going to whale over it
You: but i have to keep you at bay
You: and no i am not just being a beach
Stranger: please take me on the sea of buity
You: i just dont see the need to be any deeper
You: sea you later

[Rosencrantz]

(12-21-2011 06:29 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  You: what did the ocean say to the other ocean
Stranger: who knows
You: they are too tide up with their lives so they just waved
You: did you sea what i did there
You: cause im pretty shore you did
You: notice how all of these puns just come flowing
Stranger: can you send me a picture on email of you topless
You: wow
You: you just proved to be pretty shallow
You: im not going to shower you with nudes
You: i mean really
Stranger: oh plese just 1
You: water you thinking, i am not a whore
Stranger: you are a model
You: i dont think you reelize
You: you cant just go fishing for nudes
Stranger: please
You: i can tell youre going to whale over it
You: but i have to keep you at bay
You: and no i am not just being a beach
Stranger: please take me on the sea of buity
You: i just dont see the need to be any deeper
You: sea you later

so since thanking has been removed because someone fucked up, I'm going to quote this and add a random line of letters in response to this.

*ahem*

hdfshgfhdfhdgghsdgsdgkjdfsghsdghfkdshghdfskjghdsfkjlghdsgkjldskgldsg

[Sonikku]

KOSHEH FIX IT WE CANT THANK POSTS WE CANT THANK POSTS

[Kitsu]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo......_____

I can no longer express my wordless gratitude to those whose dauntless efforts provide me with endless entertainment!!!1!

[Mighty Jetters]

(12-21-2011 08:34 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  KOSHEH FIX IT WE CANT THANK POSTS WE CANT THANK POSTS

(12-21-2011 08:34 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  KOSHEH FIX IT WE CANT THANK POSTS WE CANT THANK POSTS

(12-21-2011 08:34 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  KOSHEH FIX IT WE CANT THANK POSTS WE CANT THANK POSTS

Also

(12-21-2011 07:10 AM)oB2Kojjiro Mario Wrote:  

(12-21-2011 06:29 AM)Sonikku Wrote:  You: what did the ocean say to the other ocean
Stranger: who knows
You: they are too tide up with their lives so they just waved
You: did you sea what i did there
You: cause im pretty shore you did
You: notice how all of these puns just come flowing
Stranger: can you send me a picture on email of you topless
You: wow
You: you just proved to be pretty shallow
You: im not going to shower you with nudes
You: i mean really
Stranger: oh plese just 1
You: water you thinking, i am not a whore
Stranger: you are a model
You: i dont think you reelize
You: you cant just go fishing for nudes
Stranger: please
You: i can tell youre going to whale over it
You: but i have to keep you at bay
You: and no i am not just being a beach
Stranger: please take me on the sea of buity
You: i just dont see the need to be any deeper
You: sea you later

so since thanking has been removed because someone fucked up, I'm going to quote this and add a random line of letters in response to this.

*ahem*

hdfshgfhdfhdgghsdgsdgkjdfsghsdghfkdshghdfskjghdsfkjlghdsgkjldskgldsg

[Rosencrantz]

http://www.nowgamer.com/news/1177201/bla..._logo.html

I want to believe.....